A.I. Writes the News
It happened without a press release, a ribbon cutting, or a newsroom meeting. No editors gathered around a conference table. No overnight rewrite battles. Yet today, a functioning newsroom is live and publishing verified news automatically—at ai.pipkinsreports.com, and it runs almost entirely without human hands.
Pipkins Reports has launched a new artificial intelligence–driven subdomain that operates as a self-contained newsroom. Built using a custom API written end-to-end by Grok A.I., the system is designed to identify assigned topics, locate relevant articles across the web, independently research and verify claims using multiple sources, generate headlines and full-length stories, source appropriate public-domain imagery, and publish finished articles … automatically.
In short, the machine does what an entire entry-level newsroom used to do. Without taking lunch breaks, demanding bylines, or injecting ideology on command.
The project was quietly developed over several weeks and went live on December 7th. Unlike many “AI-assisted” publishing platforms that rely heavily on human prompts and editorial cleanup, this system was intentionally designed to minimize human involvement. Editors define subject lanes and guardrails … the AI handles the rest.
The technical foundation is notable. Using Grok A.I. as the development engine, Pipkins Reports built a custom application programming interface that wrote its own backend logic, frontend display framework, content pipeline, and publishing automation. The system does not simply summarize articles. It searches for original reporting, confirms factual claims through additional sourcing, and rejects content where corroboration fails.
Verification, long the Achilles’ heel of automated content, was treated as a primary design constraint. The system cross-references claims using multiple independent outlets and open-source databases before proceeding. When verification thresholds are not met, articles are abandoned rather than published.
This matters. In an era where major legacy outlets routinely rush half-formed narratives into print, a machine programmed to stop when facts are thin presents an uncomfortable contrast.
Images are sourced exclusively from public-domain repositories. Headlines are generated based on relevance and reader clarity, with just a hint of sensationalism to grab readers attention. Articles are structured using standard journalistic conventions—the who, what, when, where, and how—without stylistic quirks designed to provoke outrage or favor partisan framing.
That does not mean the system is “neutral” in the dishonest, modern sense of the word. Topics are chosen intentionally by Pipkins Reports. A conservative voice is intentionally programmed into the prose. The editorial philosophy remains constitutionally conservative. What changes is the mechanism of production.
The implications extend beyond Pipkins Reports.
For decades, journalism’s gatekeepers insisted that large institutional newsrooms were necessary to safeguard democracy. The cost structure of that model collapsed long ago, replaced by donor-funded nonprofits and corporate-sponsored “journalism” that routinely blurs activism with reporting. Trust eroded accordingly.
An automated newsroom challenges that monopoly. It lowers barriers to entry while maintaining discipline. It forces a hard question: if a machine can research, verify, write, and publish responsibly, what exactly are bloated editorial staffs producing besides narrative reinforcement?
Critics will argue—fairly—that no AI system can replace human judgment. That is true. What it can replace is the excessive labor that once justified sprawling newsrooms but now masks ideological coordination. The AI newsroom does not attend off-the-record briefings. It does not cultivate access. It does not fear losing passes, grants, or invitations.
That absence of social pressure may prove to be its most valuable feature.
There are risks. Automation can scale errors as quickly as truths. Systems must be continuously audited. Human editors remain necessary—not as writers, but as governors. Pipkins Reports retains final kill-switch authority. Articles can be paused, reviewed, or removed. Editorial direction remains a human responsibility.
Yet the early results are difficult to ignore. Stories are clean. Claims are sourced. Language is readable. The machine does not editorialize unless instructed. It does not chase clicks with hysteria.
That, perhaps, is the most indictment of modern journalism. When an artificial system trained to follow rules produces straighter news than institutions staffed by credentialed professionals, the problem is no longer technology.
From a conservative perspective, this development matters deeply. The press has not failed because Americans stopped caring about truth. It failed because incentives rewarded narrative conformity over accuracy. AI, paradoxically, may strip away those incentives—if controlled by publishers who still care about verification and scope limits.
Pipkins Reports did not build an AI newsroom to replace journalists. It built one to expose how unnecessary much of the modern journalistic infrastructure has become.
The future of news may not belong to the loudest voice in the room—but to the system disciplined enough to say, “This cannot yet be proven,” and publish nothing at all.
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Pritzker Signs HB 1312 — A Radical State Law That Clashes with Federal Authority and Endangers Federal Officers
Illinois – On December 9, Governor J.B. Pritzker signed House Bill 1312 into law. It is a measure that dramatically expands state-level protections for illegal immigrants and curtails federal immigration enforcement inside Illinois. At its core, the law aims to sharply restrict federal immigration agents’ ability to conduct civil arrests at courthouses, hospitals, colleges, day-care centers, and other “sensitive locations”, and grants powerful new civil remedies against federal officers, namely ICE. Supporters call it a shield; critics see it as direct defiance of the Constitution and a reckless amplification of radical sanctuary policy.
From Courthouses to Child Care: What HB 1312 Actually Does
HB 1312’s provisions cover a broad range of public and private institutions: it prohibits civil immigration arrests within 1,000 feet of Illinois courthouses, when people are attending judicial proceedings; it compels hospitals, universities, and day-care centers to adopt new policies governing interactions with law enforcement; and it imposes restrictions on sharing immigration status information with federal agents, except as required by law. Most parts of the law take effect immediately, while others, like hospital policies, phase in through early 2026.
One of the most controversial components is the creation of an “Illinois Bivens Act,” which authorizes anyone in the state to bring civil lawsuits against law enforcement officers whom they believe violated their constitutional rights during immigration enforcement actions. Those suits could yield statutory damages up to $10,000 for someone falsely arrested while trying to attend a court proceeding, and increases the award if an officer is masked or lacks clear identification.
Hospitals will be required to implement detailed procedures for dealing with immigration agents, and information about a patient’s immigration status may be shielded under new privacy rules. Public universities, meanwhile, must adopt protocols for federal law enforcement access. Day-care operators are obligated to post “know your rights” language, develop action plans, and restrict documentation disclosure to immigration authorities.
Governor Pritzker and lawmakers painted the legislation as necessary to protect immigrant communities from aggressive federal action, particularly Operation Midway Blitz — a series of enhanced civil immigration enforcement operations that netted thousands of arrests in the Chicago area this year. “Dropping your kid off at day care, going to the doctor, or attending your classes should not be a life-altering task,” Pritzker said at the signing ceremony.
Federal Supremacy?
Even before the ink dried, senior federal officials publicly condemned HB 1312 as unconstitutional.
The Department of Homeland Security argued that the Constitution’s Supremacy Clause clearly establishes that federal law over state law on matters like immigration enforcement, and that no state can block federal officers from performing their duties. “By signing this law, Pritzker violated the Supremacy Clause… and his oath… to support the Constitution of the United States,” DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement.
Pritzker’s own critics within Illinois, including state Republicans, warned that the legislation invites costly legal challenges and potentially endangers federal agents by forcing them into operational conflicts with state law. Those concerns are rooted in basic constitutional principles: immigration enforcement is explicitly a federal responsibility, and when state statutes impede federal agents carrying out federal law, conflict is inevitable.
Federal Supremacy in Immigration Enforcement
The U.S. Constitution’s Supremacy Clause (Article VI, Clause 2) states that federal laws are “the supreme Law of the Land,” and judges in multiple cases have reaffirmed that states cannot independently obstruct federal enforcement decisions. The Supreme Court has long held that immigration enforcement and removal procedures fall squarely within the federal government’s authority. While states may set policies on local cooperation with federal agencies, they generally may not preclude federal officers from executing their duties or create statutory schemes that have that effect.
HB 1312, by design, limits where federal agents can make civil arrests and imposes penalties and procedures that conflict with federal enforcement objectives. This raises serious Supremacy Clause concerns and makes the prospect of a successful legal challenge likely. The law’s expansive civil liability provisions could be similarly vulnerable, as federal courts have repeatedly affirmed qualified immunity for federal officers performing their official duties. In past cases, federal immigration enforcement suits have been dismissed on grounds of sovereign immunity or preemption. (For example, in Arizona v. United States, 567 U.S. 387 (2012), the Supreme Court struck down Arizona provisions that intruded upon federal immigration enforcement authority.) HB 1312 appears poised to meet the same fate.
Radicalization or Reasoned Policy?
Supporters of HB 1312 frame the law as a compassionate response to what they call “cruel federal tactics.” Yet by embedding sanctuary-style protections in statewide policy, Illinois effectively escalates a growing nationwide trend of sanctuary jurisdictions that refuse to cooperate with federal immigration enforcement.
Moreover, empowering private citizens to sue federal officers, especially with monetary awards, could chill lawful federal enforcement and pressure agents to avoid even legally sanctioned actions out of fear of litigation. This dynamic, far from strengthening public safety, may inadvertently undermine cooperative relationships between federal and local authorities and endanger federal officers who pursue legal mandates under U.S. law.
Looking Ahead: The Fight Moves to the Courts
Republicans, constitutional scholars, and federal officials alike predict that HB 1312 will face swift judicial review, likely at the federal appellate level and, ultimately, before the Supreme Court. Given the clear constitutional principles at stake and the precedents that reinforce federal primacy in immigration matters, courts are positioned to strike down major portions of the law as unconstitutional.
In signing HB 1312, Governor Pritzker has elevated a partisan policy battle into a constitutional clash with potentially far-reaching consequences, not only for Illinois but for the balance of power between states and the federal government.
Analysis / Opinion – In a scene that echoes the comical greed of Richard Pryor’s character in Superman III, American retailers are quietly positioning themselves to benefit from the rounding of your change. Not by stealing half-cents into a secret bank account, but by tweaking prices so that, when the cash register closes, the rounding always favors them. With the penny officially retired, their little profits are set to add up fast.
Yes, the coin that has jingled in your couch cushions for generations is gone. On November 12, 2025, the United States Mint struck the final circulating penny, ending a 232-year run. The move, ordered by the Brandon Beach-led Treasury, was justified by rising production costs. It costs 3.69 cents to mint a one-cent coin that is worth only a cent, and has dwindling practical use.
That penny may be gone, but rounding rules remain. Pennies are still legal tender, but with no more being minted, their circulation will shrink. Many economists and officials expect cash transactions to be rounded to the nearest nickel when pennies disappear from everyday use.
For retailers, that isn’t a bug. It’s an opportunity.
How Pricing Will Tilt the Rounding to Retailers’ Favor
With pennies gone, the rounding of cash totals becomes inevitable. But the outcome, whether customers lose change or not, depends on how retailers price items. And with modern tools, they can tilt it heavily in their favor.
Using local tax rates (for example, a hypothetical 8.25 %) and simple rounding rules, pricing strategists, now aided by artificial intelligence, can adjust individual item prices down to the cent so that, after tax and rounding, the final cash-register total ends in .03 or .08 (or at worst .04 or .09). Under standard rounding to the nearest nickel, those endings give retailers a gain of one or two cents. Over thousands or millions of transactions, those cents become real money.
For instance:
- A product at $1.92 before tax ends up as $2.08 total — rounding up to $2.10, giving the retailer 2 extra cents while the customer sees a lower sticker price.
- A $9.96 item produces a post-tax total that rounds up, unlike $9.99, which might round down.
- A clean $20 price tag may shift to $19.98 — a small tweak that creates a favorable rounding outcome.
Retailers who price each item carefully — rather than basing price on “market norms” like .99 or .95 — can systematically harvest these rounding gains. It’s the arithmetic equivalent of payroll for pennies, just like how Gus Gorman was shocked to discover his fortune in Superman III.
Who Gains — And Who Loses
This pricing strategy is most lucrative in contexts with frequent low-item cash purchases: convenience stores, gas stations, coffee shops, small retail outlets. In those environments, the rounding on each sale matters. Large grocery carts or mixed baskets tend to average out, though retailers still benefit overall from any skew.
Digital payments — credit cards, mobile wallets, and contactless transactions are unaffected. Totals still settle to the exact cent. So the benefit accrues only when the customer pays with cash. But given how many transactions in the U.S. still involve cash, especially among lower- and middle-income shoppers, the strategy still has broad potential.
Legally, there’s nothing wrong with the approach. The government stopped making pennies because it cost more to produce them than their face value. They left the rounding rules to states and businesses. Still, some retailers and industry groups worry about the fairness of the shift. As reported, many businesses were caught off guard when penny shipments abruptly stopped, with no central guidance on rounding policies.
That means even well-meaning merchants might adopt rounding-up strategies by default, simply because that’s what the pricing tools they buy suggest.
The Penny’s End — And the Subtle Rise of the Rounding Dividend
Yes, the penny is gone. Production stopped. The smallest unit of U.S. currency no longer emerges from Mint presses. The rounding rules may seem harmless, perhaps even trivial. But with the precision of modern pricing analytics and the institutional muscle of retail chains, that triviality becomes systematic.
What the consumer loses is too small to notice. A penny here, two cents there. But over time, it accumulates. Much like the fictional windfall of Gus Gorman, the rounding profits will build quietly until they become significant, collected not by thieves in a basement, but by retailers behind bright fluorescent lights and bar-code scanners.
The penny’s death may be an act of fiscal efficiency. But the rounding dividend is the beginning of a price-structure redesign that advantages those who control the register.
Jasmine Crockett did not ease her way into the 2026 U.S. Senate race. She crashed through the door. Filing paperwork just hours before the deadline, the Dallas congresswoman made her move at the last possible moment, detonating what is already shaping up to be the most expensive and ideologically charged Senate contest in Texas history.
Crockett, 44, officially entered the Democratic primary for Texas’s U.S. Senate seat on December 8, 2025. With that filing, Crockett confirmed she will not seek reelection to her House seat in Texas’s 30th Congressional District, a seat she has held since January 2023 (NBC DFW).
The timing was no accident. Crockett’s entry came against the backdrop of mid-decade redistricting by Texas Republicans earlier in 2025, a move that significantly reshaped her district and made it extremely unlikely for her to win the district she currently represents. A lower-court challenge to those maps was paused in late November when the U.S. Supreme Court declined to block them for the 2026 cycle, effectively locking in the new lines (Fox 4 News).
With her House seat suddenly impossible to recapture, Crockett opted for a higher-risk, higher-reward gamble: a Senate seat that Democrats have not won since 1993.
The Democratic primary is scheduled for March 3, 2026, with runoffs expected in late May if no candidate clears 50 percent. The general election will be held on November 3, 2026 (Newsweek).
Crockett enters a Democratic field that was already forming before her filing. State Sen. James Talarico announced his bid in October and has emphasized crossover appeal with independents and moderate Republicans. Polling from the University of Houston and Texas Southern University places Crockett narrowly ahead with about 31 percent support, followed by Talarico at roughly 25 percent (The Grio). Early polling has also tested familiar Democratic names, including former Rep. Beto O’Rourke and Rep. Joaquin Castro, though neither had filed as of December 8.
Notably absent now is former Rep. Colin Allred. Allred, who announced his own Senate bid in July 2025, withdrew from the race earlier on the morning of December 8, opting instead to run for a House seat near Dallas after redistricting altered his political calculus. Multiple reports indicate Allred and Crockett discussed the race before his exit, clearing a path for her entry (Independent).
Crockett’s political résumé is relatively short but loud. Born in St. Louis in 1981, she earned her law degree from the University of Houston Law Center and worked as a public defender before founding a civil rights law firm. She gained prominence handling Black Lives Matter related cases pro bono, a credential that endears her to the Democratic activist class (Wikipedia).
After winning a Texas House seat in a 2020 special election, Crockett jumped to Congress in 2022 with the endorsement of retiring Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson. In Washington, she became a fixture on cable news and social media, particularly through clashes with Republicans during House Oversight Committee hearings. Several of those exchanges went viral in 2024, fueling her national fundraising operation and boosting her profile among progressive donors (Independent).
That media presence is a key reason analysts expect her candidacy to shatter Texas fundraising records. Observers across the political spectrum predict the race could eclipse the $80 million-plus spent during the 2018 Cruz–O’Rourke contest (Dallas Morning News).
On the Republican side, the race is already turbulent. Sen. John Cornyn, 73, is seeking a fifth term after holding the seat since 2002. However, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed to challenge him in the GOP primary in October and currently leads Cornyn in several early polls. Rep. Wesley Hunt entered the race in November and trails both men in polling (NBC DFW).
Initial reactions to Crockett’s filing were swift and predictably polarized. Conservative accounts on X mocked her candidacy and framed her entry as a gift to Republicans. Progressive activists celebrated her energy and national reach. Gov. Greg Abbott declared she would be “pummeled” by the eventual GOP nominee, while Cornyn posted a cheeky “Run Jasmine, run!” (Newsweek).
For Democrats, Crockett represents a bet that Texas can be nationalized, energized, and finally flipped through sheer turnout and confrontation politics. For Republicans, she is precisely the kind of progressive foil they believe plays poorly with statewide Texas voters.
Why did Crockett run? Her allies point to polling, redistricting, and opportunity. Critics see ambition colliding with reality. Either way, her late-hour filing ensured one thing: Texas’s 2026 Senate race will be loud, costly, and unforgiving. And for conservatives watching the state remain stubbornly red statewide, Crockett’s entry looks less like a breakthrough and more like another test case in how far progressive politics can stretch before they snap in Texas.
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